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Process Oriented God

If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something like this:

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.

The earth was without form and void, so God created a small committee.

He carefully balanced the committee vis-a-vis race, gender, ethnic origin, and economic status in order to interface pluralism with the holistic concept of self-determination according to adjudicatory guidelines. Even God was impressed, and so ended the first day.

And God said, "Let the committee draw up a mission statement."