A robber was robbing a house when he heard an ominous voice.

"Jesus is watching you!"

The robber stopped and waited for a moment. When he heard nothing else for a while, he continued his robbing. Then he heard it again.

"Jesus is watching you!"

He stopped again, and after he waited, continued robbing. Then he heard it a third time.

"Jesus is watching you!"

He realized this time that the voice was coming from the next room. He went to it and spotted a parrot.

"What's your name, little guy?" the robber asked.

"Cocodora" said the parrot.

"Now, what kind of idiot would name a bird Cocodora," said the robber.

"The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus," said the parrot.